Born in 1963, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada is now 61 years old and eligible to collect CCP.
Over the years, we have gained public notoriety from several political movements. The Party has promised to:
- abolish the Law of Gravity, because it is illegal and has never been voted in the Canadian Parliament;
- provide higher education by building taller schools;
- institute English, French and illiteracy as Canada’s three official languages;
- end crime by abolishing all law;
- ban guns and butter, since both kill;
- abolish the environment, because it costs too much and it’s too difficult to maintain;
- change Canada’s currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will;
- eliminate small businesses, and replace them with very small businesses, having less than one employee…
The Rhinoceros Party has always sought to make Canadians laugh at the ridiculous antics of Canadian politicians. We especially enjoy that they will promise everything to everyone to get their vote. Our promises, on the other hand come with the 100%, ironclad guaranteed promise that the Parti Rhinoceros Party promises to not keep any of its promises.
In 2019, the Rhino Party is defined as a cooperative of candidates, where each candidate can promise what she/he/they wants in their own riding! Even our Supreme Dealer Sébastien CoRhino invites the candidates: “You can say the opposite of what I say, and I will agree with you, I will support you!” This is a party of ideas and our candidates are the only « politicians » allowed to have their own ideas and vote freely in parliament.
You can click on this button to read more about the history of the Parti Rhinocéros Party.